Did you ever eat soup with your teeth closed
So you could pretend to be a blue whale?
Twice in my life I tried and did fail
When gazpacho spurted out of my nosed.
My friend laughed at me, "It's like a blowhole!"
She proclaimed herself as 'Captain Ahab'
And left me to pay the whole bar tab
She has now become my greatest foehole.
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Once upon a time I counted all of the stars in the sky. Then I realised I had forgotten to count all of the stars that were behind me. And that is the universe that sneaks up behind you.
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